The other day I decided to perform some routine browser
history cleanup. I looked in horror as I saw a repeat website on the list that
caused a serious flush. Like a woman who has caught her husband red handed with
an unsavory computer habit I shut the laptop in a fury. Then I decided I must
take action.
Dear Seamless Web-
It has come to my attention that my love for you is
inappropriate. This thing we have feels
so good, but I know in my heart it is wrong. And pardon the cliché but it
really isn’t you- it’s me. You were there for me these past few months in a way
for which I can never thank you enough. Whenever I logged in, jonesing for a
noodle or Pho you were there with a plethora of options. You were efficient, fast, and consistent.
I am the one with the
problem. I relied on you too heavily, called on you too often. A girl only
needs so many noodles and I, have had more than my share. I wish I could just
see you on occasion; it might hurt a little less. But, I don’t trust myself
around you so I think this is goodbye. Maybe not for long, maybe not forever,
but for now I bid you adieu.
And Seamless web. You’ll be just fine. I was a steady source of income for you, but I
am no fool. I know others call on you maybe just as frequently. And they most
likely feel the same warm feelings as I. You will continue to grow with more
restaurants, app enhancements and whatever the future might hold. And I will be
cheering you on every step of the way. And I am sure, one cold winter’s eve I
will be back.
Until then with love,
Marissa
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